gothghcst:

Woke up again today with no spiraling horns, fangs, or even several vocal chords.

Not very sexy, disappointed once again

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beep boops and bones

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mykittyminka:

catsofinstagram:

‪From @sarperduman: “If you want to wake up to every new day with a real and unconditional love, adopt an animal.. Even if they don’t see, even if they’re missing a leg, they have no handicap in loving and being loved.. 🖤🐈🎹” #twitterweek #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: https://ift.tt/2oSmDJP ]

Adopt! 💛❤️🧡

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Sexyback except it reverbs like you're in a sewer

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librius:

librius:

librius:

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hey so uhhhh when are we kicking this spoiled fucking child out of the office

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holy shit

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welcome to hell! welcome to hell!

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evilsupplyco:

So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”

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paganinpurple:

animentality:

stanseb:

My mom just sent me this video without any context??

thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today

For the love of Gods, unmute this please

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trichoglossus:

alpha-centaurius:

thenimbus:

blindbirdnerd:

i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here

this is still the best ditty.it ever made

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@sparklyappledeer

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  • #me and my friend scream this at eachother all the gd time #i love it
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baaahumbug:

chasers17:

maxinbc:

puff-to-tuff:

royal-zach:

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

thanks, i hate it

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Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual

Shdbdjasasdhsd in my biology and anatomy class our teacher was showing us a diagram of the cortex placements and I tell you, nothing can prepare a class of first year university students for seeing an illustrated photograph of a penis and foot resting up against each other and our lecturer saying completely dead panned “this is why toe fetishes exist” there was anarchy that day. I’ll find the diagram later if I remember so you can all suffer with us

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